[FAINT LAUGHTER] >> ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE EVERYTHING’S ALL RIGHT?

>> YOU’RE FINE.

GET DRESSED.

>> WELL, YOU WOULDN’T TAKE ANOTHER LOOK?

>> NOPE.

>> JUST TO MAKE SURE.

[TELEPHONE RINGING] >> WE’RE FINISHED HERE.

>> HELLO?

>> NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU ARE A MAN, AND I DON’T KNOW THAT YOU KNOW ALL THAT MUCH ABOUT...EH... >> I KNOW MORE ABOUT IT THAN YOU DO.

>> DOC, I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR ALL CONCERNED IF YOU SENT ME TO A SPECIALIST.

>> WHEN THERE’S ACTUALLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, I’LL BE ONLY TOO PLEASED TO DO THAT.

>> WELL, I THINK THAT I-- >> GOOD DAY.

>> KEPT ME WAITING 20 MINUTES.

>> PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT.

>> DOC?

WE’RE HERE.

>> MM.

>> HERE HE IS.

>> HERE’S DADDY.

ALL RIGHT, DOC.

>> ABOUT TIME, TOO.

I’VE BEEN CALLING YOU.

>> I KNOW YOU HAVE.

>> IT’S JUST, YOU KNOW, MY DUTY TO GET YOU DOWN THAT AISLE ON TIME.

>> YOU ARE NOT MY BEST MAN.

>> WELL, LET’S NOT PUT A TITLE ON IT, EH?

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING CHANGED.

>> I DID.

>> OH.

>> DOC, NOW, CAN I GIVE YOU A WORD OF ADVICE?

>> NO.

>> UH, SOMETHING THAT MY FATHER USED TO SAY-- >> REALLY, NO.

>> I THINK I’VE SAID ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT.

>> YES, YOU HAVE.

>> BUT AS ONE OF YOUR LAST FEW SURVIVING RELATIVES-- >> SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> SHE HERE YET?

>> SHE’S ON HER WAY, PROBABLY.

>> DON’T WORRY ABOUT A THING, DOC.

JUST GET YOURSELF INSIDE, EH?

>> DOC, WAIT.

BET YOU THOUGHT I’D FORGOTTEN, RIGHT?

>> THANK YOU.

[ORGAN PLAYING] >> 15 MINUTES, HUH?

THAT’S NOT--THAT’S NOT LONG FOR A BRIDE.

>> I KNOW.

>> MIND YOU, ABOUT A MONTH AGO, WE HAD A MAN STANDING RIGHT THERE 15 MINUTES, 30, AN HOUR, TWO HOURS...I THINK WE HIT 3 BEFORE THE PENNY DROPPED.

APPARENTLY SHE’D RUN OFF WITH THE BEST MAN.

>> DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT WITH ME, DOC.

>> WOULD YOU SIT DOWN, PLEASE?

>> [WHISTLING] ["THE WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING] >> [SQUEALS] > SORRY.

I HAD A BIT OF TROUBLE WITH MY HAIR.

>> OH.

I KNOW.

I MEAN, THAT’S--THAT’S FINE.

>> YOU’RE NERVOUS.

>> N--OH, NO.

>> YEAH, ME, TOO.

>> WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

>> GUESTS.

>> AHEM.

DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO BLESS THE JOINING OF THIS MAN AND WOMAN IN HOLY MATRIMONY.

MARRIAGE IS NOT TO BE ENTERED INTO LIGHTLY, BUT REVERENTLY...

WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO BE SURE.

>> WE ARE.

>> BOTH OF YOU?

>> YES.

>> IF ANYONE PRESENT CAN SHOW JUST CAUSE WHY THEY SHOULD NOT BE LAWFULLY MARRIED, SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.

>> [CRYING] [LAUGHTER] >> OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES.

>> IN WHICH CASE, DO YOU, LOUISA ROBERTA GLASSON, TAKE MARTIN CHRISTOPHER ELLINGHAM TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND?

>> YES, I DO?

>> AND DO YOU, MARTIN ELLINGHAM-- >> YES, I DO.

>> HMM.

DOES THE BEST MAN HAVE THE RING?

>> UM... >> NO.

>> WITH THIS RING, I THEE...

YES, RIGHT, WE’RE NOT QUITE READY FOR THE PUTTING ON THE FINGER BIT, BUT, UH...APPARENTLY WE ARE.

SO BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.

>> AWW.

>> YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] >> [INDISTINCT] [DOG BARKING] [CHEERING] [KIDS LAUGHING] [INDISTINCT CHATTER] >> OH, RUTH, THANK YOU.

I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M MARRIED.

DO I LOOK MARRIED?

>> NOW YOU DO.

OH.

A DAY TO REMEMBER.

>> [GASP] KATIE, YOU MADE IT.

THAT’S SO BRILLIANT YOU’RE HERE.

>> NOT QUITE UP TO OUR STANDARD, BOY.

>> PRETTY TASTY, THOUGH.

>> DRY AS A DOG’S HIND LEG.

>> THOUGHT I’D COME OVER AND PAY MY RESPECTS, DOC.

>> THANK YOU.

>> YOU’VE A REAL BEAUTY THERE.

>> YES.

>> I NEED YOU TO HAVE A LOOK AT MY LEG.

IT’S--IT’S BEEN CLICKING-- >> FOR GOD’S SAKE, OF COURSE NOT.

MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.

>> I’M NOT DRUNK.

WHO SAID I WAS DRUNK?

>> WHY DID YOU INVITE CHIPPY MILLER?

HE’S HARDLY A CLOSE FRIEND.

>> I DIDN’T INVITE HIM.

IN FACT, A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE WEREN’T INVITED.

>> RIGHT.

I’LL MOVE THEM ON, THEN.

>> NO, IT’S NICE THEM SHOWING UP.

THEY’RE WISHING US WELL.

IT’S NICE.

>> THEY’RE NOT THINKING ABOUT US.

THEY’RE THINKING ABOUT FREE FOOD AND CIDER.

>> WELL, IT’S THE WAY THINGS WORK AROUND HERE, MARTIN.

YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT HAVE WANTED A NICE, QUIET RECEPTION, BUT THE VILLAGE DIDN’T.

>> WELL, IF THEY’RE SO DETERMINED TO HAVE A PARTY, WHY DON’T WE JUST LEAVE THEM TO IT?

>> YOU HAVE BEEN TO A WEDDING BEFORE, HAVEN’T YOU?

THERE’S THE CAKE-CUTTING AND THE DANCING TO GO YET.

>> YEAH.

JUST A BIT LONGER.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

HELLO!

[LAUGHTER] TODAY, A GREAT MAN, A GREAT PHYSICIAN, AND THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO PORTWENN SINCE THE NEW PARKING AREA AT THE BEACH... [LAUGHTER] MARRIED-- >> YOU’RE A TOSSER!

GET OFF!

[LAUGHTER] >> MARRIED ONE OF OUR NATURAL TREASURES... >> AWW.

>> LOUISA GLASSON.

THERE WERE A FEW ROADBLOCKS AND DIVERSIONS EN ROUTE AND A QUICK STOPOVER AT THE MATERNITY WARD...A BABY...

BUT HAPPILY, THEY HAVE ARRIVED AT THEIR DESTINATION.

>> OH, PLEASE, SIT DOWN!

[LAUGHTER] >> HA HA HA!

BACK IN 1984, TINA TURNER ASKED THE QUESTION, "WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO, GOT TO DO WITH IT?"

AND THE ANSWER IS... >> GO!

>> BERT.

BERT, I HAVEN’T FINISHED MY SPEECH.

>> GO ON, DOC, GO ON... >> GO ON, DOC!

[PEOPLE TALKING AT ONCE] >> I GOT SOME GOOD JOKES.

>> I THINK THAT’S MEANT FOR US.

>> THIS IS MANDATORY?

>> YOU DON’T HAVE TO IF YOU DON’T WANT TO, MARTIN.

>> HEY!

[CHEERING] >> THANK YOU.

MAY BE A TOUCH RUSTY.

VERY GOOD.

>> ♪ ...FEEL SOMETHING AS YOU LIE HERE BY MY SIDE... ♪ >> I LEARNED AT SCHOOL.

IT WAS COMPULSORY.

>> ♪ AND I NEVER FELL SO EASILY ♪ >> AAH!

>> ♪ AS I DID WHEN... ♪ >> THAT WAS YOUR FOOT?

SORRY.

IT’S BEEN A WHILE.

>> IT’S OK. >> SORRY.

>> ♪ BUT I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU FEEL THIS LIKE I DO... ♪ >> DID YOU HAVE DANCE LESSONS WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?

>> NO.

>> I THOUGHT NOT.

>> ♪ BUT, BABY, CAN YOU TELL ME THAT THIS AIN’T WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE THERE’S NOTHING WRONG AND I THINK TO MYSELF YOU’VE BEEN MESSING... ♪ >> WHAT?

>> THEY’RE PLOTTING SOMETHING.

>> OH, GOD, I HOPE IT’S NOTHING EMBARRASSING.

>> WHY DON’T WE LEAVE WHILE WE STILL CAN?

>> YES.

GOOD.

>> ♪ THESE EMOTIONS BREAKING DOWN ALONE WHY DO I FALL SO EASILY... ♪ [GULLS SQUAWKING] >> AH!

YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET OFF THAT EASY, MY LOVERS.

WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

CAN’T HAVE A WEDDING WITHOUT A HONEYMOON.

>> MARTIN!

WAS THIS YOUR IDEA?

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> SO, WE HAVE ALL CHIPPED IN, AND YOU’LL BE WHISKED AWAY IN THIS FABULOUS VEHICLE TO A LUXURY VACATION WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS.

>> AND I’M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF LOOKING AFTER HIM.

>> RUTH, I--I DON’T KNOW.

>> IT’S ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT, DEAR.

HE WON’T FEEL YOU’VE ABANDONED HIM, AND EVEN IF HE DOES, HE’S FAR TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER ANY OF IT.

>> OHH.

JUST ONE NIGHT?

>> BAGS ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO?

>> IN THE BOOT.

>> WHAT, YOU MEAN YOU’VE BEEN IN OUR BEDROOM?

>> RIFLING THROUGH YOUR IRONED BOXER SHORTS.

>> OH, YES.

>> WHAT?

>> THE LARGE RESTAURANT HAS DONATED A FULLY STOCKED HAMPER TO GET YOUR HONEYMOON NIGHT OFF WITH A BANG, DOC.

>> OHH.

MARTIN, CAN WE?

>> WELL...UH, IF YOU--IF YOU REALLY WANT TO AND-- >> QUICK, BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND.

>> OHH.

BYE, JAMES.

NOW, RUTH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

NOW, LISTEN.

THERE’S FOOD IN THE FRIDGE.

HE LIKES BANANA CUSTARD, BUT DON’T LET HIM GET HOLD OF THE SPOON, OR YOU’LL BE SORRY.

AND HE’S NOT BEEN SLEEPING VERY WELL-- >> YES, DEAR, YOU’VE ALREADY TOLD ME.

>> NOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY A VIGOROUS ROCKING MOTION-- >> NO, NOT TOO--NOT TOO HARD, THOUGH.

AND HE LOVES HIS PURPLE DINOSAUR.

IT’S THE LITTLE ONE ON THE BED.

>> YES.

>> MIND YOUR DRESS.

>> BYE.

>> DOC, I DIDN’T FINISH MY SPEECH.

I GOT THIS GREAT JOKE.

THIS MAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR’S.

HE SAYS, "DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I THINK I NEED GLASSES."

LEAVE THAT, DOC.

[LAUGHTER] GOT CAUGHT UP.

OW.

DOC.

>> SO, BERT, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US?

>> YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE.

THIS IS YOUR DAY.

>> JUST TELL US WHERE WE’RE GOING, BERT.

>> I DON’T WANT TO RUIN THE SURPRISE, DOC.

LET’S JUST SAY IT’S THE MOST ROMANTIC SPOT IN ALL OF CORNWALL.

IT COMES WITH A BERT LARGE STAMP OF APPROVAL.

>> THAT DOESN’T EXACTLY FILL ME WITH CONFIDENCE.

>> HEAR, I HAD MY HONEYMOON IN THIS LODGE, DOC.

THAT’S HOW DEEP THE PERSONAL GUARANTEE GOES.

>> OH, RIGHT.

SO WE’RE STAYING IN A LODGE?

>> OH.

GREAT.

THAT’S A SURPRISE RUINED.

WELL, I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES.

>> I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER BEEN OUT THIS WAY BEFORE.

>> THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF IT.

ISOLATED, ROMANTIC, NO ONE AROUND TO DISTURB YOU.

I SPENT MY ENTIRE HONEYMOON NAKED.

>> OH, BERT!

>> IT WAS THE WIFE’S IDEA.

SHE SAID, "BERT, WE’RE MARRIED NOW.

THE NEAREST HOUSE IS A MILE AWAY.

WHAT DO WE NEED CLOTHES FOR?"

LIKE ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, WE WERE.

HO HO HO!

OF COURSE I KEPT MY SOCKS ON.

IT WAS A BIT CHILLY-LIKE.

HERE.

NOT MUCH FURTHER.

YOU’LL SEE.

HIDDEN GEM, IT IS.

THERE WE ARE.

>> OH, THIS IS PERFECT.

BERT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> IT CERTAINLY LOOKS ALL RIGHT FROM THE OUTSIDE.

>> CHAMPAGNE AND NIBBLES JUST TO KEEP YOU TICKING OVER.

>> OH, HOW ROMANTIC.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WE’LL SORT OUT THE MONEY LATER, DOC.

>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS A GIFT.

>> WELL, YES, OF COURSE!

BUT A WHIP-ROUND ONLY GOES SO FAR.

>> AND YOU’RE NO DOUBT LINING YOUR OWN POCKET AT THE SAME TIME.

>> NOW, I’LL BE BACK IN THE MORNING TO PICK YOU BOTH UP.

>> HOW MUCH?

>> DON’T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN’T DO.

>> HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST US?

>> CHEERS AND GONE.

>> BERT!

STOP!

BERT!

STOP!

>> MARTIN.

>> BERT!

IDIOT!

>> I’M SURE IT WON’T BE THAT MUCH.

>> HE’S DRIVEN OFF WITH OUR LUGGAGE.

WE’VE GOT NO CLOTHES TO CHANGE INTO OR EVEN TOOTHBRUSHES.

>> IT’S ONLY FOR A NIGHT.

I’M SURE WE CAN ROUGH IT.

COME ON, LET’S HAVE A LOOK INSIDE.

OH, LOOK, IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL, MARTIN.

LOOK!

SO KIND OF THEM.

>> OH, GOD.

OH, GOD!

MMM.

>> OHH.

OH, ISN’T IT LOVELY, MARTIN?

>> IT’S A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

>> OH.

OH.

NO SIGNAL.

NO TELEPHONE, EITHER, BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS.

>> EVEN BETTER.

>> LISTEN.

>> WHAT?

>> NOTHING.

NOTHING AT ALL.

NO NOISE.

NO TRAFFIC.

NO MOANING PATIENTS, NO CRYING BABIES.

JUST YOU...AND ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> UM...NOTHING.

I WAS JUST...NOTHING.

>> GOOD.

WELL, HELLO...HUSBAND.

>> HELLO... MRS. ELLINGHAM.

I’LL LIGHT A FIRE.

>> AND I’LL OPEN THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

>> I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING.

>> I KNOW.

>> JUST A BITE.

JUST ONE LITTLE MOUTHFUL, THAT’S ALL.

MM?

HUH?

OH, COME ON.

YOUR CONTINUOUS REFUSAL IS FRANKLY BORDERING ON THE ANTISOCIAL.

[SIGH] LOOK AT HIS BIG SMILE.

HE LIKES IT.

HMM?

MMM!

IT’S DELICIOUS.

MMM.

OH!

GOD!

I STAND CORRECTED.

IT’S DISGUSTING.

[SIGH] WELL, AT LEAST IT SHOWS YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE.

>> WHY DO MEN ALWAYS WANT TO BUILD A FIRE?

MAYBE IT’S JUST A CAVEMAN THING.

>> ACTUALLY, IT’S LUCKY THERE WAS SO MUCH KINDLING.

IMPORTANT THING IS TO GET IT AS HOT AS POSSIBLE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TO WARM UP THE FLU, GET IT DRAWING, COUNTERACT THE AIR SINK.

>> MAYBE CAVEMAN WASN’T THE RIGHT CHOICE OF WORD.

CHEERS.

>> YES.

>> DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST DAY WE MET?

>> I DO.

ACUTE GLAUCOMA.

>> YOU MADE ME WEAR AN EYE PATCH.

I FELT LIKE A PIRATE.

>> MM.

OF COURSE THE ALTERNATE TREATMENT IS TO APPLY A PARROT TO YOUR SHOULDER.

>> THAT WAS A JOKE, MARTIN.

>> YES.

>> VERY GOOD.

[COUGHING] SORRY.

IT’S NOT YOU.

IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.

>> OH, THE CHIMNEY’S BLOCKED.

>> DID YOU OPEN THE DAMPER?

>> WHAT DAMPER?

>> IT’S LIKE A KIND OF FLAP FOR THE HANDLE.

>> I OPENED THE DAMPER.

>> [COUGHING] MARTIN, BE CAREFUL.

YOU’RE GONNA BURN YOURSELF.

BE CAREFUL.

>> WELL, WE’VE GOT TO PUT IT OUT.

CAN TWO PEOPLE FIND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER?

>> I’M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

>> QUICKLY!

>> MARTIN, THAT’S OUR CHAMPAGNE!

>> UH, YES.

>> AAH!

[COUGHING] >> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> I’M SORRY.

>> AHH.

GOT IT?

RIGHT.

COME ON.

>> WAIT.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> THAT HOUSE THAT WE PASSED.

FIND A TELEPHONE, CALL BERT.

WE NEED OUR LUGGAGE.

>> WELL, I’M NOT EXACTLY DRESSED FOR A HIKE, AM I?

>> WELL, YOU CAN’T STAY HERE.

THE PLACE IS AWASH WITH BRONCHIAL IRRITANTS.

IT NEEDS TO AIR.

>> MARTIN, IT’S GETTING DARK, AND LOOK, IT’S FOGGY.

PLEASE, CAN’T WE JUST STAY HERE?

>> [CLEARING THROAT] >> MARTIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MARTIN.

OHH.

>> [COUGHING] >> SERIOUSLY.

>> COME ON.

>> OK. WELL, I SUPPOSE A WALK IN THE COUNTRY MIGHT BE ROMANTIC, SORT OF.

MARTIN!

>> COME ON.

>> MARTIN?

OHH.

OH.

MARTIN!

>> BUCK UP!

>> MARTIN.

MARTIN!

>> WHAT?

>> DON’T KEEP GETTING AHEAD OF ME.

>> I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE ROAD.

I THOUGHT I HEARD A CAR.

>> DID YOU FIND IT?

>> NO.

>> NO, BECAUSE I’M SURE IT’S THE OTHER WAY.

>> LOOK.

LOGICALLY, IF WE STICK TO THE PATH, WE CAN’T GO WRONG.

>> OF COURSE, BECAUSE NOTHING ABOUT A LONG-DISTANCE HIKE IN A WEDDING DRESS IS AT ALL WRONG.

CAN YOU SLOW DOWN?

I CAN’T--JUST CAN’T KEEP UP.

>> IT’S JUST A QUESTION OF TAKING LONGER STRIDES.

>> YEAH, WELL, I’M WEARING HEELS, MARTIN.

>> YES, RIGHT.

DO YOU WANT TO TAKE MY ARM?

JUST TRY AND KEEP STEP WITH ME.

STEADY RHYTHM.

>> FINE.

>> [CRYING] >> YOU MUST SLEEP.

IT AIDS NEURAL DEVELOPMENT.

ALL THE OTHER BABIES ARE DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

DO YOU WANT TO FALL BEHIND THE OTHER CHILDREN?

THERE YOU GO.

NOW YOU’RE GETTING THE IDEA.

THERE.

>> [CRYING] >> OH, BUGGER.

>> WELL, WE’RE DEFINITELY GOING THE WRONG WAY.

>> NO, WE’RE NOT.

>> WHEN WE DROVE IN, THE TREES WERE ON THE LEFT, AND NOW THERE ARE TREES ALL AROUND US.

>> I’M NOT CERTAIN THAT’S CORRECT.

>> WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST, MARTIN.

>> WELL, STRICTLY SPEAKING, IT ISN’T A FOREST, IT’S A WOOD.

>> SERIOUSLY, IS THAT YOUR ARGUMENT?

YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY, AND THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS SPLIT HAIRS OVER WHAT... >> SHH!

>> CONSTITUTES A FOREST?

NO, NOT SHH!

>> THERE’S SOMEONE OUT THERE.

HELLO.

WHO’S THERE?

SHOW YOURSELF.

ALL RIGHT, I’VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH.

I WANT THIS TO STOP INSTANTLY.

THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING!

[GROWL] OH, GOD!

STUPID ANIMAL.

>> YOU’RE REALLY NOT THE OUTDOOR TYPE, ARE YOU?

>> SHOO!

OHH.

ALL RIGHT.

LET’S FIND THAT TELEPHONE.

>> MARTIN, CAREFUL.

>> [YELLS] >> SORRY.

I THOUGHT I SAW A RABBIT.

I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO GET A FRIGHT OR TO GET INTO A CONFRONTATION WITH IT OR ANYTHING.

THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING.

>> YES.

>> SHOW YOURSELF.

>> I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.

>> FINAL WARNING.

>> AH.

RUTH.

>> OH, YOU TOOK YOUR TIME.

>> SORRY.

DAD WOULDN’T LET ME GO TILL HE GAVE ME A SHORT COURSE IN ELECTRICAL HEALTH AND SAFETY.

SO...WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?

>> THE LIGHTS HAVE BLOWN.

>> AH.

HMM.

IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, THERE’S PROBABLY A SHORT SOMEWHERE.

DID YOU, UM--DID YOU TURN ANYTHING ON?

A KETTLE?

AH.

>> NO, NOTHING, JUST THE DISHWASHER.

>> DISHWASHER?

YEAH.

[GRUNTS] >> CAN YOU FIX IT?

>> IF I HAD THE PROPER EQUIPMENT...PROBABLY NOT.

>> SO THE BABY AND I STAY IN THE DARK UNTIL THE MORNING.

>> I’LL MAKE A CALL.

>> UM...I THINK WE MIGHT POSSIBLY HAVE TAKEN A WRONG TURNING.

>> YEAH, WELL, I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES, MARTIN.

>> WELL, IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE IT’S TOO DEEP.

>> I’M NOT WADING ACROSS IT.

>> WELL, WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING IN A STRAIGHT LINE.

OTHERWISE, WE’LL START TO GO ROUND IN CIRCLES.

>> AND I’M STILL NOT WADING ACROSS IT, MARTIN, NO.

>> ALL RIGHT, THEN, I’LL--I’LL CARRY YOU.

>> REALLY?

>> YES.

>> SURE?

>> UM... >> DON’T DROP ME.

>> YOU’RE CRUSHING MY WINDPIPE.

>> HOW DO YOU THINK THOSE TWO ARE GETTING ON, THEN?

>> OH, THE USUAL BLEND OF CHALK AND CHEESE, I IMAGINE.

>> YEAH.

[KNOCK ON DOOR] >> I SAW THE CANDLES.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

OR HAVE I MISSED THE SEANCE?

>> NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT.

I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WAS PERFECTLY OBVIOUS.

THE LIGHTS HAVE BLOWN, AND AL CAN’T FIX THEM, BUT APPARENTLY THERE’S SOMEBODY COMING WHO CAN.

>> YEAH, MIKE PRUDDY IS ON HIS WAY.

>> OH, IT’S AN ELECTRICIAN YOU NEED.

MIGHT BETTER SAVE YOU SOME MONEY THERE.

>> OH, I THINK THESE THINGS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS.

>> LET ME BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

>> DOWN THE HALL ON THE RIGHT.

>> HE WON’T ELECTROCUTE HIMSELF, WILL HE?

>> WE CAN ONLY HOPE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR] >> EVENING.

>> OH, YES, DO COME IN.

EVERYONE ELSE HAS.

>> THOUGHT I’D BETTER CHECK ON THE BOY.

ELECTRICS REALLY AREN’T HIS THING.

>> JOE’S ON IT.

>> PENHALE?

THAT BLOKE COULD START A FIRE IN A BOWL OF WATER.

>> SOUNDS RATHER BIBLICAL.

I WONDER IF YOU CAN START A FIRE IN A BOWL OF WATER.

>> LOOK OUT!

>> MAN DOWN WITH A MAN DOWN.

>> HOW DID YOU IMAGINE WE’D BE SPENDING OUR WEDDING NIGHT?

>> NOT LIKE THIS.

>> OH... >> THIS IS A MISTAKE.

WE SHOULD BE AT HOME.

>> OH, STEADY, MARTIN.

>> THIS...IDIOT BERT, ABANDONING US IN THAT PLACE.

>> YEAH, WELL, HIM AND THE VILLAGERS WANTED TO SURPRISE US.

WE’RE AWFUL PEOPLE.

>> WELL, THEY ALL KNEW WE DIDN’T WANT A HONEYMOON.

>> YOU DIDN’T WANT A HONEYMOON.

>> AND YOU AGREED.

>> BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT YOU TO DRAG YOU OFF SOMEWHERE AND HAVE YOU COMPLAINING.

>> OH, SO YOU DID WANT A HONEYMOON.

>> WELL, I WANTED YOU TO WANT ONE.

>> WHAT?

OH, NO, I DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT.

>> NO, YOU DON’T, DO YOU?

YOU NEVER DO.

ALL RIGHT.

WE’RE COLD, WE’RE WET.

LET’S JUST CALL BERT, FIND A TELEPHONE, GET HOME AS FAST AS WE CAN.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

IT WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE.

>> I COULD HAVE BEEN CRIPPLED.

>> YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN STANDING ON THAT CHAIR, THEN, IN THE DARK.

>> I NEEDED TO GET A BETTER ANGLE ON THE SITUATION.

NOW, BE HONEST.

HOW BAD IS IT?

>> THAT IS BORDERLINE, THAT IS.

>> WILL IT LEAVE A SCAR?

>> OH.

YOU MIGHT NEED BUTTERFLIES.

THEN AGAIN, YOU MIGHT NEED SUTURES.

>> I THINK YOU’RE POSSIBLY FORGETTING THERE’S A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.

>> WHAT IS THE RECOMMENDED COURSE OF TREATMENT, THEN, DOC?

>> STICK A PLASTER ON IT, AND SHUT UP.

[KNOCK ON DOOR] >> EVENING.

>> EVENING, CORPORAL.

>> SHOW HIM WHERE IT IS, AL.

>> OH, RIGHT.

>> [CRYING] >> I’D GIVE HIM A TRY, BUT I’VE BEEN COMPROMISED.

>> CAN I SAY SOMETHING?

>> NO.

>> I THINK YOU’RE BEING UNFAIR.

>> OH, RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

>> BECAUSE YOU SAY ONE THING WHEN YOU MEAN ANOTHER.

YOU AGREE TO SOMETHING WHEN ACTUALLY YOU WANT SOMETHING ELSE.

IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.

>> SO IF I’D HAVE SAID I WANTED A BIG, LAVISH WEDDING WITH WHITE HORSES AND A GOLD CARRIAGE AND A BIG RECEPTION WITH HUNDREDS OF GUESTS AND A WEEKLONG HONEYMOON ON SOME TROPICAL ISLAND, YOU WOULD HAVE SAID WHAT?

HMM?

MARTIN?

MARTIN?

MARTIN?

>> YOU SEE ANYTHING?

>> NOTHING AT ALL, BECAUSE YOU’RE BLINDING ME.

LOOK, SHINE IT OVER HERE, WILL YOU?

>> I’LL BET THIS IS BORING COMPARED TO ARMY LIFE, ISN’T IT?

>> YOU THINK REWIRING FUSE BOXES IN THE DESERT IS EXCITING, THEN--THEN, YEAH.

>> YOU NEED ANY BACKUP, LET ME KNOW.

>> YOU CAN HAND ME THAT BOX.

>> WE’RE IN THE SAME LINE OF WORK, YOU AND ME.

>> WHAT, YOU’RE AN ELECTRICIAN AS WELL?

>> NO.

SPECIAL FORCES.

YOU ARMY, ME POLICE.

>> SO WE’RE NOT REALLY IN THE SAME LINE OF WORK, THEN.

>> WELL, WE’RE BOTH TRAINED TO RESPOND TO AN EMERGENCY SITUATION, PRIMED AND READY AT THE SHORTEST NOTICE.

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU COULD DO TO HELP ME.

>> STOP TALKING.

>> RIGHT.

>> [GRUNTS] >> MARTIN?

>> OH, I’M ALL RIGHT, I THINK.

OW!

OH, NO, I MAY HAVE SPRAINED MY WRIST.

>> RIGHT.

I’M COMING DOWN.

>> NO, DON’T.

IT’S TOO STEEP.

I’LL COME UP.

>> JUST CATCH ME IF I FALL.

>> WHAT?

>> AAH!

>> AH!

WHAT?

OW!

>> SORRY!

>> OOH.

>> SORRY.

>> YOUR DRESS.

>> THAT IS FINE.

I WASN’T PLANNING ON WEARING IT AGAIN, ANYWAY.

OH, NO, YOU’RE HURT.

>> NO, IT’S NOTHING.

>> LET ME HAVE A LOOK.

>> THERE’S NO NEED.

[SQUAWK] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

>> I’LL KILL YOU!

>> WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

>> IT’S JUST THE FARMER SHOUTING AT SOME FOXES.

IT’S FINE.

>> ARE YOU SURE?

[SQUAWKING] >> GONNA DIE!

>> YEAH, 99% SURE.

AND A FOX AND A FARMER MEANS A FARMHOUSE, WHICH MEANS A TELEPHONE.

SO... >> AAH.

99% SURE.

THAT’S NOT ENTIRELY CONCLUSIVE, IS IT?

LOUISA.

>> OH.

ALL RIGHT.

NOT A FARMHOUSE, THEN.

HMM.

DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE EXACTLY WELCOMES VISITORS, EITHER.

>> WELL, WE’RE HERE NOW.

[BARKING] >> AAH!

>> GO!

[BARKING] >> MARTIN.

MARTIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> YES.

[GRUNTING] >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

WHO ARE YOU?

>> WE WERE JUST LOOKING FOR SOME HELP.

UM, WOULD YOU MIND LOWERING YOUR GUN?

>> I DON’T LIKE PEOPLE POKING AROUND HERE.

>> WE’RE NOT POKING AROUND HERE.

WE JUST WANTED TO USE YOUR TELEPHONE.

>> I HAVEN’T GOT A PHONE.

>> OF COURSE YOU DON’T.

>> WHAT’S WITH THE FANCY CLOTHES?

>> UM, IT’S OUR WEDDING DAY, AND THIS IS THE HONEYMOON.

>> CONGRATULATIONS.

EASY, TIGER.

NO SUDDEN MOVES.

>> IS THAT THING LOADED?

>> OF COURSE IT’S LOADED.

>> WELL, WHY DON’T YOU PUT IT DOWN BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT, YOURSELF INCLUDED?

AND IF YOU CAN’T HELP US WITH THE TELEPHONE, WE’LL JUST BE ON OUR WAY.

>> NO, NO, NO.

YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

>> I BEG YOUR PARDON?

>> THERE ARE FOXES OUT HERE.

EDNA!

>> ARE YOU TAKING ANY SORT OF MEDICATION?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DATE IS?

>> COURSE I DO.

SO SHOULD YOU, IT BEING YOUR WEDDING DAY AND ALL.

EDNA!

>> IS THAT YOUR WIFE?

>> MY DOG.

SHE’S A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.

>> SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

>> YOU START MENDING MY CHICKEN COOP.

>> I’M SURE IT LOOKS WORSE THAN IT IS.

WE COULD PROBABLY JUST, YOU KNOW, STAND IT BACK UP AGAIN OR SOMETHING.

>> IT NEEDS TO BE DONE PROPERLY.

YOU BROKE IT.

YOU FIX IT.

>> HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME MONEY AND THEN YOU CAN GET IT PATCHED UP?

>> TOOLS ARE OVER THERE.

>> MM.

>> CHEERS.

>> ALL DONE.

>> TEAMWORK.

TOLD YOU WE’D GET IT SORTED, RUTH.

BET YOU’RE GLAD WE’RE HERE.

>> DELIGHTED.

LAST ORDERS.

DRINK UP AND BE ON YOUR WAY.

>> RIGHT, LADS, LET’S BE HITTING THE SACK, EH?

>> IT’S THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE FELON.

>> I GOT TO BE UP A BIT SHARP AS MY SON, TOO.

I’VE GOT TO GO AND FETCH THE DOC AND LOUI--OH, BUGGER IT.

>> WHAT?

>> LET’S JUST SAY THAT SOMEONE FORGOT TO GIVE THE DOC HIS SUITCASE.

I MEAN, HE’D SEE THE FUNNY SIDE OF THAT, WOULDN’T HE?

>> OH, JAMES HENRY ELLINGHAM, YOU ARE INTENT ON TORTURING YOUR GREAT AUNT RUTH TONIGHT.

>> OH, HE’S TEETHING, ISN’T HE?

POOR LITTLE BUGGER.

>> IS HE?

>> THAT’S WHY HIS CHIN’S ALL RED.

HE CAN’T HELP DROOLING.

>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

>> HERE.

>> VANILLA ESSENCE?

>> RUB IT ON HIS GUMS WITH YOUR FINGER.

>> THIS ISN’T THE 16th CENTURY.

HE’LL NEED AN ANALGESIC.

>> COUNTERPRESSURE WITHOUT THE PAIN OF THE TOOTH PUSHING THROUGH THE GUM.

SEE, I GREW UP IN A FAMILY OF 10.

I WAS THE ELDEST.

SCREAMING BABIES WERE PRACTICALLY THE SOUNDTRACK TO MY YOUTH.

>> IF I HADN’T BEEN RAISED TO SHOW NO EMOTION, I MIGHT CRY MYSELF.

>> OH.

GOT ONE.

>> THERE’S 13 OTHERS RUNNING ROUND OUT THERE LIKE FOX FOOD.

>> IN YOU GO.

>> FOR GOD’S SAKE, MY DOG EDNA COULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN THAT.

>> WELL, WHY DON’T YOU DO IT YOURSELF, THEN?

>> NO, I’D RATHER SEE A MORON LIKE YOU MAKE A GOOD JOB OF IT.

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> WHAT?

>> YES, WE BROKE YOUR CHICKEN COOP, BUT YOU POINTED A LOADED GUN AT US, YOU PRACTICALLY HELD US HOSTAGE, AND NOW YOU’RE INSULTING MY HUSBAND.

>> LOUISA.

>> NO, MARTIN, GOOD MANNERS COST NOTHING.

>> I THINK YOUR MISSUS IS A LITTLE BIT DOOLALLY.

>> OH, DO YOU?

LOOK.

I BANGED YOUR POST IN.

JUST TELL US WHERE THAT TELEPHONE IS, AND WE’LL BE ON OUR WAY.

>> OH, FOR GOD’S SAKE!

I’LL BASH IT IN.

YOU GIVE ME THAT.

YOU HOLD THE POST.

>> APOLOGIZE!

>> LOUISA!

>> IT’S ALL RIGHT, MARTIN.

APOLOGIZE TO MY HUSBAND AND TO ME.

GO ON!

>> SORRY.

>> NOW FIX YOUR POST.

>> LOUISA, GIVE ME THAT RIFLE.

>> OW!

YOW!

>> WHAT’S HAPPENED?

>> MARTIN.

>> LET ME SEE.

I THINK YOU’VE DISLOCATED YOUR SHOULDER.

>> YOU MEAN YOU HAVE.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, COMING ROUND HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

DEMANDING THINGS, BREAKING THINGS... >> LET ME SEE IT.

>> NO, YOU’RE NOT TOUCHING ME.

>> HE’S A DOCTOR.

STOP WHINING, AND LET HIM HAVE A LOOK.

>> COME ON, OPEN YOUR SHIRT.

>> I WOULD IF I COULD.

>> ALL RIGHT.

YEAH.

THE HUMERAL HEAD’S COME OUT OF ITS SOCKET.

>> IT DOESN’T SEEM TO HURT AS MUCH NOW.

>> NO, IT WOULDN’T.

THE BODY PRODUCES ENDORPHINS TO REDUCE SHOCK.

BUT YOU’LL BE IN SEVERE AND INCAPACITATING PAIN WITHIN MINUTES.

>> I DON’T THINK HE MEANS IT LIKE THAT.

>> NO, I DO.

HE’LL BE IN AGONY.

>> CAN YOU FIX IT?

>> YES, OF COURSE I CAN.

>> I MEAN PROPERLY.

>> MOVE INTO THE LIGHT.

LOUISA, PLEASE STOP WAVING THAT AROUND.

IT’S DANGEROUS.

>> ...WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.

>> WELL, HE’S SLEEPING LIKE A--WELL, LIKE A BABY.

>> YOU’RE A VERY COMPETENT MAN.

THAT’S A RARITY AROUND THESE PARTS.

>> YEAH, RIGHT.

CAN’T HOLD DOWN A STEADY JOB.

CAN’T FIND A DECENT GIRLFRIEND.

I’M A REGULAR SUCCESS STORY.

>> COULD BE WORSE.

YOU COULD BE AN AGORAPHOBIC SCHIZOPHRENIC.

>> YEAH, ALWAYS LOOK ON THE SUNNY SIDE.

>> HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?

>> OH, FOR THE BABY, NOTHING, AND FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, I’LL SEND A BILL.

>> PERFECT.

>> OOH.

I SEEM TO BE RUNNING OUT OF ENDORPHINS.

DO US A FAVOR, LOVE.

GO IN THE CARAVAN.

THERE’S A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE CUPBOARD ABOVE THE SINK.

OHH.

I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, DOC.

YOU’RE JEALOUS.

YOU WANT A CARAVAN OF YOUR OWN.

>> YES, THAT’S RIGHT.

THAT’S JUST WHAT I’M THINKING.

>> I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, LIVING THAT BORING LIFE, GETTING MARRIED WITH YOUR WIFE.

>> SHUT UP!

DON’T YOU SAY MY WIFE’S NAME WITH YOUR MOUTH.

>> I’VE GOT THE BOTTLE.

>> RIGHT.

LET’S RELOCATE THIS SHOULDER.

I’M GONNA SLOWLY PULL YOUR ARM UP TO A 90-DEGREE ABDUCTION, AND THEN WE’RE GONNA ROTATE IT.

IT MIGHT HURT A BIT.

ARE YOU READY?

>> GET ON WITH IT.

[YELLS] HA HA HA!

HEAVEN.

>> OH, WELL DONE, MARTIN.

>> THAT’S A SIMPLE PROCEDURE.

>> [RUFF] >> AAH!

OHH!

OH!

>> LOUISA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> YES.

YOU?

>> YES.

QUICKLY, GET THIS OFF.

>> HELLO?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> YOU CLUMSY GIT!

>> HOW IS HE?

OH!

IS HE OK?

>> SOMETHING’S NICKED HIS CAROTID ARTERY.

DON’T MOVE.

>> I’LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.

WHERE IS THE NEXT HOUSE?

>> THERE’S NO TIME.

IN A FEW MINUTES, HE’LL EITHER HAVE A STROKE OR BLEED OUT.

>> IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO?

>> YES, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.

>> OK.

RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

I NEED A NEEDLE AND A THREAD.

>> IN THE TOP DRAWER.

>> I’LL GET IT.

WHAT ELSE?

>> UH, A RAZORBLADE OR A SMALL KNIFE.

>> IN THE BACCY TIN.

>> HURRY UP.

>> YES.

YES, MARTIN, I’M LOOKING.

I’M LOOKING.

A FISHING LINE.

>> YES, GOOD.

YOU NEED TO REGULATE YOUR BREATHING.

TRY AND SLOW YOUR HEARTBEAT DOWN IF YOU CAN.

>> I DON’T WANT TO DIE.

>> I DON’T WANT YOU TO DIE, EITHER.

>> ALL RIGHT, I’VE GOT IT ALL.

>> COTTON SWABS?

>> OH, WHERE AM I GONNA FIND COTTON SWABS?

I DON’T THINK HE HAS A SKIN CARE REGIME.

THIS IS IT.

I’M SORRY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

I WANT YOU TO PLACE YOUR HAND ON MINE.

NOT YOU.

AND WHEN I SAY, PLACE YOUR INDEX FINGER WHERE MINE IS, AND APPLY A CONSTANT PRESSURE.

ALL RIGHT?

>> YES.

>> READY?

NOW.

GO!

ALL RIGHT.

I’M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO OPEN THE WOUND IN ORDER TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE ARTERY.

WHEN I’VE DONE THAT, I’LL TRY TO REPAIR IT.

>> YES.

DO YOU NEED HELP?

>> NO.

ALL RIGHT.

I NEED SOMETHING TO CLAMP THE ARTERY WITH.

UM...THAT THING IN YOUR HAIR, THE GRIP.

>> YEP, YOU CAN HAVE THAT.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WHISKEY?

>> YEAH, IN THE CUPBOARD BY THE SINK.

>> YES.

OH, GOD!

OHH!

>> ALL RIGHT.

I’LL GIVE YOU THE WORD, YOU REMOVE YOUR HAND, I’LL MAKE THE INCISION, AND THEN I’LL CLAMP OFF THE ARTERY.

>> YES.

>> WHEN I’VE DONE THAT, I WANT YOU TO HOLD THE CLAMP IN PLACE WHILE I MAKE THE REPAIR.

OK?

>> RIGHT.

>> I MEAN ARE YOU OK?

>> YEAH, I’M FINE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

NOW.

>> AAH!

>> CLAMP.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW HOLD THE CLAMP IN PLACE.

>> OHH.

>> OH, I’M--I’M SORRY.

>> THAT’S FINE.

>> THIS’LL BE OVER VERY SOON...ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

>> MM.

[GROANS] >> ALL RIGHT.

LET’S SEE IF IT’S HELD.

GOOD.

WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

WHERE’S THE NEAREST HOUSE?

>> THERE’S A ROAD JUST AT THE BACK, ABOUT 15 MINUTES WALK.

SOME HONEYMOON, EH?

>> STOP TALKING.

I’M SORRY.

>> FOR WHAT?

>> IT’S NOT EXACTLY THE SORT OF DAY YOU’D HOPE FOR.

>> WELL, CERTAINLY NOT ONE THAT WE’LL EVER FORGET, IS IT?

>> WHICH PART ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO REMEMBERING MOST?

GETTING LOST, HELD AT GUNPOINT, OR, UM, WATCHING THIS MAN EXSANGUINATE?

>> I THINK PROBABLY ALL OF IT.

>> I SEE.

[VEHICLE APPROACHING] >> MARTIN.

MARTIN.

LISTEN.

>> SHE’S ASLEEP.

>> SO... >> LOUISA.

>> RIGHT, BOYS.

WE’LL PUT THE LUGGAGE IN HERE, AND THEN WE’LL SHIFT THE BLAME TO MORWENNA, RIGHT?

OH!

>> NO, IT’S OK, BERT.

IT’S NOT OUR BLOOD.

WE’RE FINE.

>> WHAT ON EARTH?

OH, MY GOD.

>> WE’RE FINE.

IT’S NOT OUR BLOOD.

>> HOW’S JAMES HENRY?

>> WHOSE BLOOD IS IT?

>> IT’S NOT IMPORTANT.

>> I HEARD A NOISE.

OH, DOC.

>> IT’S NOT THEIR BLOOD, JOE, ALLEGEDLY.

>> OK. WELL, WHATEVER HAPPENED, WE CAN FIX IT.

PEOPLE GO MISSING ALL THE TIME.

>> ARE THERE ANY PROBLEMS WITH JAMES?

IS HE OK?

>> WELL, HE WAS SLEEPING, BUT YOU’RE COVERED IN DIRT.

>> I’LL LOSE MY DEPOSIT, DOC.

>> ...FURNITURE WAX IN MY EYE.

OH, I THINK I MIGHT BE BLIND.

>> WHOSE BLOOD IS IT?

>> DON’T START ON THE LUGGAGE, DOC, ALL RIGHT?

BECAUSE IT WASN’T MY FAULT.

>> ...SERIOUS BLOOD... >> RIGHT.

I’M GONNA CHECK ON JAMES.

>> I’LL SEE TO THIS IDIOT.

>> MM-HMM.

>> IT’S NOT MY FAULT.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE] [DOG BARKING] >> RIGHT.

GO THROUGH THE CONSULTING ROOM.

NOT YOU.

GET RID OF THE DOG.

>> JUST REMEMBER TO REMEMBER... >> RUTH, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

IS HE OK?

HOW’S HIS COLD?

HAS IT CLEARED UP NOW?

[BARKING]