[ma'am, "lady outlaw"] (SINGING) Well, everybody's talking about going out But I can't go out without a pal Because I can't even afford myself And drinking ain't an option these days Well, my best friend's birthday's coming up in a week And I wish I could give her all the things we speak of When we're sitting and dreaming of leaving trailer park we're in They-- but they don't want to Book my band And they don't want to Be my friend Well, maybe they'd have thought a little differently if I come out a guilty man Well, they're saying, I'm Fake as hell, and I'm-- I'm sure ain't sane But if you were born knowing you were being lied to, You would probably act the same [guitar] Oh, I've been trying to get it right And I've been failing all my life But honesty is something I did find It's one god you can't believe in So next time that I open my mail, And you don't like what's coming out At least know I'm never lying about The things that I've been singing Maybe that's why they don't want to Book my band And they don't want to Be my friend Well, maybe they'd have thought a little differently if I'd come out a guilty man Well, they're saying I'm Fake as hell, and I-- I sure ain't sane But if you were born knowing you were being lied to, Well, you would probably act the same [guitar] Well, they still don't want to Book my band And they don't want to Be my friend Well, maybe they'd have thought a little differently if I'd come out a guilty man Well, they're saying I'm Fake as hell, and I-- I sure ain't sane But if you were born knowing you were being lied to, You would probably act the same I said, If you were born knowing you were being lied to, Well, you'd probably act the same